Here are six reasons why you should think

before you speak -the last one is great!

Have you ever spoken and wished that

you could immediately take the words back…

Here are the Testimonials of a few people who did….

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FIRST TESTIMONY:

I walked into a hair salon with my husband and three

kids in tow and asked loudly,

‘How much do you charge for a shampoo and a blow

job?’

I turned around and walked back out and never went

back

My husband didn’t say a word…he knew better.

SECOND TESTIMONY:

I was at the golf store comparing different kinds of golf

balls.

I was unhappy with the women’s type I had been using.

After browsing for several minutes, I was approached by

one of the good-looking gentlemen who works at the

store.

He asked if he could help me.

Without thinking, I looked at him and said,

‘I think I like playing with men’s balls’

THIRD TESTIMONY:

My sister and I were at the mall and

passed by a store that sold a variety
of candy and nuts.

As we were looking at the display case, the boy behind

the counter asked if we needed any help. I replied, ‘

No, I’m just looking at your nuts.’

My sister started to laugh hysterically.

The boy grinned, and I turned beet-red and walked

away.

To this day, my sister has never let me forget.

FOURTH TESTIMONY:

While in line at the bank one afternoon,

my toddler decided to release
some pent-up energy and ran amok.

I was finally able to grab hold of

her after receiving looks of disgust

and annoyance from other patrons.

I told her that if she did not start behaving

‘right now’ she would be punished.

To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said

in a voice just as threatening,

‘If you don’t let me go right now,

I will tell Grandma that I saw you

kissing Daddy’s pee-pee last night!’

The silence was deafening after this enlightening

exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were

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I mustered up the last of my dignity and walked

out of the bank with my daughter in tow.

The last thing I heard when the door closed behind me,

were screams of laughter.

FIFTH TESTIMONY:

Have you ever asked your child a question too many

times?

My three-year-old son had a lot of problems with potty

training

and I was on him constantly. One day we stopped at

Taco Bell

for a quick lunch, in between errands It was very busy,

with a full dining room. While enjoying my taco,

I smelled something funny, so of course I checked

my seven-month-old daughter, she was clean.

The realized that Danny had not asked to go potty

in a while. I asked him if he needed to go,

and he said ‘No’ .. I kept thinking

‘Oh Lord, that child has had an accident, and

I don’t have any clothes with me.’ Then I said,

‘Danny, are you SURE you didn’t have an accident?’

‘No,’ he replied.

I just KNEW that he must have had an accident,

because the smell was getting worse.

Soooooo, I asked one more time, ‘Danny did you have

an accident ? This time he jumped up, yanked down his
pants,

bent over, spread his cheeks

and yelled

‘SEE MOM, IT’S JUST FARTS!!’

While 30 people nearly choked to death on their tacos

laughing,

he calmly pulled up his pants and sat down.

An old couple made me feel better, thanking me for the

best laugh they’d ever had!

LAST BUT NOT LEAST TESTIMONY:

This had most of the province of B.C. laughing for 2 days

and a very embarrassed female news anchor who will,

in the future, likely think before she speaks. What

happens

when you predict snow but don’t get any! We had a

female news anchor that, the day after it was supposed

to have snowed and didn’t, turned to the weatherman
and asked:

‘So Bobby, where’s that 8 inches you

promised me last night?’

Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew

did too they were laughing so hard!